Little Andy Keaton

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This is a couple of years old, but it’s news to me. That cute kid from Family Ties, Andy Keaton, played by Brian Bonsall, was arrested after assaulted his girlfriend.

He was the cute kid that every sitcom sticks in after the ratings go down. Just like cousin Oliver from Brady Bunch, Raven Simone on the Cosby Show, etc. Other than Blank Check, the guy just couldn’t cut it I guess. Why do all child stars end up all messed up like that? Danny Bonaduce, Dana Plato, Todd Bridges, Jodie Sweetin, Haley Joel Osment, Corey Feldman, the list goes on.

This kid makes me want to drink…because of the parents!

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Drunk Parents with a Video Camera

The shirt speaks the truth

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Do you belong here?

Why did I have kids?

Welcome to Why Daddy Drinks. I started this blog to show examples of what can happen when you have kids. Most of the time, they’re great, cute, fun, little angels, and all that crap. But, there are times when they just make you want to have a long drinking binge. Example below. How much was that plasma screen, wood floor, and leather furniture? Is that justifiable homicide? Of course not! A fifth of whiskey? Absolutely.

Time for a drink.

Time for a drink.